Emily's Not In Paris: Satirical Zdzislaw Beksinski Paintings

RND// In which Emily that spanner dumb Yank most decidedly does not find herself in Paris. Paintings based on the incredible art of Zdzisław Beksiński.

Tourists II, 1988 - Duane Hanson
Inside every otherwise normal human being there is an Ugly American, trying to get out. They must be destroyed.
- Paraphrasing Poge Colonel, Full Metal Jacket (Stanley Kubrick, 1987

For christ's sake, pull that selfie stick out of your goddam arse for a second. Death from U.V.C.S ultimate visionary culture shock is really a thing. One can imagine such close minded Amerikan dolts suddenly finding themselves in a non USA-based context so far outside their ordinary understanding, their tiny dim skulls simply e x p l o d e.

You can just imagine that bubble head Emily suddenly finding herself here and saying something like: "Gosh, that's er.. What is that? Hello, you with the oddly shaped skull. Is there anywhere I can get a low fat croissant and a decaff latte around here? Hello? Do you even speak English?"

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