Emily's Not In Paris: Satirical Zdzislaw Beksinski Paintings
RND// In which Emily that spanner dumb Yank most decidedly does not find herself in Paris. Paintings based on the incredible art of Zdzisław Beksiński.
Inside every otherwise normal human being there is an Ugly American, trying to get out. They must be destroyed.
- Paraphrasing Poge Colonel, Full Metal Jacket (Stanley Kubrick, 1987
For christ's sake, pull that selfie stick out of your goddam arse for a second. Death from U.V.C.S ultimate visionary culture shock is really a thing. One can imagine such close minded Amerikan dolts suddenly finding themselves in a non USA-based context so far outside their ordinary understanding, their tiny dim skulls simply e x p l o d e.
You can just imagine that bubble head Emily suddenly finding herself here and saying something like: "Gosh, that's er.. What is that? Hello, you with the oddly shaped skull. Is there anywhere I can get a low fat croissant and a decaff latte around here? Hello? Do you even speak English?"
- Wikipedia: Stereotypes of French people
- Wikipedia: Ugly American (pejorative)
- Wikipedia: Zdzisław Beksiński
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